What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Innocent before proven guilty

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Bible.. Hm.?

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

This isn't going to, hurt.

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?